Gormadeaux's Journal

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Aug. 20, 2005

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I Gormadeaux, being of sound body and semi-sound mind do hearby bequeth all my worldly possessions to my brother Fabian. Futhermore, from this day on, my brother has first choice of all treasues collected including, but not limited to, money, weapons, and armor. If he wants, he can used me for a battering ram as long as he straps a helmet on my head first, or as a shield if he so desires. He can also use me for a basketball, as long as he crunches me up really tight and keeps me inlated to 20 psi.

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